Dear blank, please blank

Jared and Hans are good boys. Some of you may think “how dare they” or “umm, wtf?!” when you see their project “Dear blank, please blank” The guys are well aware of it that’s why they have categorized the posts on their project as “you’re a duche”, “umm, wtf?!” and “how dare they”

That’s how Hans and Jared are explaining their project:

We had this idea for a website, mostly because Hans had a bad experience. So we built it, and now you’re here… Welcome.

Submissions are moderated by Jared’s cat Louie. If your submissions aren’t being approved, it’s because Louie is now accepting cans of tuna fish as bribes for approvals (four cans usually gets one submission approved.) Alternately, you can try rewriting your submissions, only this time make them funny.

Dear blank please blank was built by us, hand coded line by line, pixel by pixel. As a rule of thumb, If you can’t see it, Jared built it, if you can see it, Hans built it, if it sparkles, Edward built it.

Disclaimer: We don’t write the submissions, you do. If you see us on the street, please don’t shoot, stab, or punch us.

You can submit your own blanks on their website. Or purchase the cards you see on the images for $4.50